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pseudo slut 

a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts
*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks
*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
*dances like a slut
*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex
Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!
pseudo slut by lillyismyfriend September 27, 2005
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Pseudo Slut 

A person, usually female, who implies his or her sluttiness through frequent use of sexual innuendo, dirty jokes and provocative clothing but who, in actuality, has very little sexual experience.
Wilfred: Karen is such a slut, her boobs are always popping out of her shirt and she makes kissy faces at everyone.

Humphrey: Nah man, she's never even gotten to second base. She's just a Pseudo Slut.
Pseudo Slut by FreudsLeftBollock September 19, 2011

pseudo-slut 

Someone you want to call a slut/bitch etc., but you can't because they aren't. You're just angry because you can't get with them
- She's such a slut

- She's hasn't had a boyfriend for months, she's not a slut

-you're right, *sigh*, she's a pseudo-slut

-I feel your pain, man, I feel pain
pseudo-slut by DanMonkfish February 5, 2010

pseudoslut 

A person who acts like a slut; but as soon as anyone tries to do anything to her, she makes excuses not to.
Damn, Camden, Rosie is such a pseudoslut. She just slapped me for grabbing her ass--after she grabbed mine.
pseudoslut by B-ri,Chill February 1, 2009

pseudoslur 

A word that sounds like it could be a racial slur, but is not.
Ray: Yo whats good nigga?
Joe: Don't you mean ninja?
Ray: Why would I mean ninja?
Joe: Because its a pseudoslur!
pseudoslur by Joe Hood March 16, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022