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Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.
Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!
by brainslave711 February 26, 2021
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