Pathetically Awesomelier

When someone's innate abilities is misconstrued or misrepresented as being pathetical(sp) behavior, but in actuality these abilities make them more awesome than the average awesome person (hence the "-lier" at the end thar).

Tania: you guys are pathetical.
Jeff: We are indeed pathetical. Pathetically Awesomelier.

by That One Brown Guy May 21, 2011

Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 12, 2022

I-pothetically

I-pothetically: a thinky veiled confession in which a person continually replaces their acts of wrong doing with the phrase "Hypothetically"

This is usually because guit is starting to take its toll

OK lets say i-pothetically some one did sleep with some i-pothetical bimbo.
It doesnt mean that i-pothetical person doesnt still love you!"
That is an I-POTHETICAL confession if I ever heard one

Or as a line from a cop show?

"If a i-opthetical person were to confess to this hypothetical murder, what kind of i-pothetical time would they be looking at?"

"You are a cold blooded I-POTHETICAL killer, Junior!"

by bkmdano December 12, 2009

Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019