A Pond Protector is someone who obsessively protects a private or neighborhood pond. You will most likely see them spying on unrecongnised fishers or running a cars plates.
Person 1: That guy just kicked out another person from the pond!
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.
Person 2: I know, hes such a pond protector.
by nolany April 12, 2023
A Priestley protector is someone who vapes a ridiculous amount and idolises mediocre pussy SIMP. A Priestley protector can be seen defending mediocre pussy on snapchat stories, or by other forms of communication. A Priestley protector is highly known for their nicotine addiction, and is sometimes found smoking Dokha whilst using the dating app Yubo.
Person 1: Hey man where were you last night?
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
Priestley protector: Sorry mate, I just got this new box mod, I was blowing O's in my bathroom all night texting Jess
Person 1: God damnit! You're such a Priestley protector SMH
by dankapplesauce June 3, 2019
by Bbghannahotass November 7, 2018
The upper inner thigh that’s softer than the rest of the thigh near the vaginal region. Or the adipose rich region of the upper inner thigh.
“What did you do at the gym today?”
“I did legs today but the pussy protectors aren’t going anywhere”
“I did legs today but the pussy protectors aren’t going anywhere”
by Couzin July 14, 2022
Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.
I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.
by greenskill June 6, 2014
The name taken by Oliver Cromwell after the English civil war, after which he disbanded the English monarchy, and eventually ruled through the military.
by Balls out for Bantu September 28, 2016
Someone who is always seen holding his pint, afraid to leave it on a table or bar counter for whatever reason. Also common in many party photographs.
I went through the photographs of James' party last night. Peter was holding a ruddy glass of Guinness in every photo, he's a real pint protector.
by James the Paranoid Android November 1, 2009