Pronged

It’s when you go beyond horny and no longer fit into that category, you’re pronged

“Yo what’s up with Michael, his eyes are bloodshot and he’s humping the desk”

“Oh yea, man’s pronged”
“Well put a leash or something on him, he’s going crazy”
“He just needs some coochie”

by Ricky Berwick September 15, 2019

pronged

a sexual act akin to the shocker where one makes the Vulcan hand gesture from Star Trek instead.

It was so cold out, I went to tickle her ass, but I pronged her instead.

by Slider8980 January 10, 2015

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

three-pronged

Three pronged is when you are really, really, really stoned and you feel like your body has turned into three prongs and a tip: the head is the tip, the two arms are each one prong and the two legs morph into one and together make the third prong.

A variation is when you have 4 prongs. That is so your cunt can breathe and is not like tutankhamun's grave in the valley of kings.

Dude I'm so three-pronged

by Gitsy Kat June 30, 2009

One Pronged Fork

A fork with one elongated prong.

Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?

by Felioker Periong February 26, 2018