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Projectile Dysfunction 

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex
I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

Projectile dysfunction 

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.
Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-
Projectile dysfunction by anonymous December 12, 2023

Projectile dysfunction

It’s what happens when a projectile (home made or professional) fails during flight
Well Sarah , I missed the target completely, what’s wrong with me? Oh Tom , it’s ok , that’s projectile dysfunction, or P.D. For short, just don’t make it a habit Tom lol,…. Jk ……..sorta

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026