Professional Dumbass
Professional Dumbass by Garlic S August 25, 2020
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professional dumbass
You see John over there?
He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.
This is a professional dumbass
He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.
This is a professional dumbass
professional dumbass by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021
Professional Dumbass
A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
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