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Procrastoolate

When you put something off for so long that you might as well forget about doing it.
I Procrastoolated all weekend and never did the laundry.
by OwningKristina July 18, 2012
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Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.
I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.
by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011
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Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.
“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
by Palavinator February 3, 2026
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