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Fart Proposal 

A wedding proposal that consists of a naked man walking up to a table covered in flour which he proceeds to fart on and blow away, revealing lettering in stuck flour that reads 'Will you marry me?'.
My boyfriend fart-proposed to me yesterday. I said yes! His fart proposal was amazing!
Fart Proposal by hermandogonzales December 13, 2010

propositioning 

If someone is propositioning you, it means that they are offering you sex. It is a more polite and euphemistic way of saying someone wants to bang you.
"Pete is propositioning me again!"
propositioning by fayestrawberry November 1, 2013

Prophism 

Prophism - is a new philosophical movement of this century. To seek self truth. It is believed those who follow this accept God and Jesus such as Christians. A Proph must deeply believe in seeking to harness infinite knowledge. Not to have barriers. To have understanding of all. To accept we're ignorant and hypocrites. Learn to change. Not eagerly cast hate onto one's way of life. To inform not influence. You see humans are comprised by emotions, which makes their views flawed. So we seek to only inform not influence to mislead. To have love for all who show it, not forget action upon us. No limits. No expectations. No false judgement. Ask. Seek balance. One cannot be open-minded by sustaining themselves to one side. This idea stems from the roots of Christianity and the philosophical teachings of the Bible. We’re a leaf from the tree of Christian’s not a branch of religion. We seek to understand while informing others.

Prophism is a mix between prophet and " –ism". We're the unknown seeking to bask into known. No leaders. No followers. Just ideas. It's better to be calm and silent. Unless one honest, truthful in what you speak. Ensure you're prepared to accept consequences of your words. All choices have consequences staying scared has the worst ones. Never allow someone to poison your peace. Accept your flaws. Build from them. Don't seek power. If you are worthy it will find you.

Our virtues are: Faithfulness, service, integrity, diligence, assertiveness, wisdom, peace.
Outsider: Did you hear about that uncanny doctrine called Prophism? Sounds like another deception.

Student of Prophism: For one to incertitude, one must fully ascertain and understand before speaking.

Outsider: I read about being in the mindset of a Proph, sounds like another imitative dogma.

Student of Prophism: All teachings come from a foundation. It is better to ask then to assume.
Prophism by BalanceVerity December 24, 2021

proposterone 

If you are pimply, hairy, and/or overly greasy you may have proposterone
proposterone by JamesOlson February 1, 2008
One's profile picture on Facebook, Myspace, etc.
"Dude I like your propho."
Propho by J-Bach August 8, 2010

proposable 

describes someone that is wife material or an ideal mate.
That girl is so proposable. She'd make a great mother.
proposable by CC and YY April 7, 2006