Princess Toe

A physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. Those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. Also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are 'head of the house' when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.

The princess toe wrapped over the edge of Kelly's sandal.

Princess Toe by Samantha Knows December 26, 2007

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princess toe

n. A physical deformity wherein the second toe of the human foot is longer than the big toe.

Caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.

princess toe by Gapp September 14, 2008

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princesstera202

A recent creepy AIM bot that tries to get AIM users to get a membership to a questionable website to give her a rating on a video. To get your communication, a random SN will IM you saying something like 'hey I think princesstera202 goes to your school and wants you to message her.'

"(random sn): hey I think princesstera202 knows you from a party.
me: who the hell are you and why do I keep getting these???
(random sn): user is offline and may not have received your im. Please try again later.

me: who the fuck are you and why do people keep telling me to message you?
Princesstera202: hey! How are you?
me: ....beg your pardon?
Princesstera202: I'm good, playing on my cam. You wanna see?
me: no
Princesstera202: I'm wearing a white half tank top, my nipples are kind of hard and poking out..." and so on like this. If you get this message ignore it

princesstera202 by irritated IM user December 20, 2010

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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