When as children, mainly in elementary/primary school
two people really like each other, but were stopped by forces larger to them, such as coodies or cooties. Crush is the beginnings of 'like', 'like-like' or 'love'
It involved playing tiggy or tag, where the young confused male would be mean to girls, e.g. push her off swimming pool floatation devices, or throw rocks at.
This could lead to puppy love
little boy : she is my crush.. so im going to be mean to her
little girl : he's so mean to me, don't like him
Sarena : "OMG its Gab!! my primary crush!! I haven't seen you in so many years!" *glomp*
Gab : " ehh ... oh? OHHHH Linh Lam!! the first girl I ever liked, my primary crush! *glomp!*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!