presumptuous
"That's presumptuous of you"
presumptuous by icudchu March 10, 2018
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presumptuous
"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."
"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."
"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."
"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."
"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."
"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
presumptuous by Joe Net November 26, 2007
presumptuous
presumptuous by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005
presumptuous
"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."
"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."
"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."
"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."
"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."
"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"
presumptuous by Joe Net November 26, 2007
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presumptuous by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007
Presumptuous
There it is! Women can never be wrong! Except, wait... Do you thing women for fuck me? Yes or no? If one did... WOULD SHE BE WRONG? THERE YOU HAVE IT! CORRECT AGAIN! Dipshit.
Hym "Nothing presumptuous about it. Your a piece shit bigot. You're condoning something that would be wrong if the genders were swapped. And women can be wrong. And ARE wrong EVERY TIME they relationship doesn't go they way they want or expect it to. That's how being wrong works. Dog shit. You're dogshit."
Presumptuous by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Presumptuous Expectations
The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer
Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option
Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in
Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option
Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much
Presumptuous Expectations by chumlord11 March 29, 2010
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