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Premton is albanish and means "promise". But its also a name and if you are the lucky person to have that name, you will have the best life a human can have ! You look good, smell good and you will maybe have several girlfriends, but at least one. Literally the most beautiful guy in the world. He is funny and has a great style. The girl(s) that will go out with Premton, is/are in a good way to have a good life. Message for the girls: If you know a Premton out there, go and marry him because there aren't much of them ! Good Luck !
1. Hannah: Cristiano Ronaldo is nearly as beautiful as Premton.

Lucy: No way ! Premton is more beautiful !
premton by _bonobo_ January 2, 2017
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cole preston 

the most talented “indie” and cute drummer boy to ever exist. Cole Preston plays for the band Wallows alongside Braeden Lemasters, Dylan Minnette and two others. 10/10 would recommend stanning, will lead to clear skin.
hey have you heard Cole Preston sing in the new Wallows song? it’s about damn time! what can’t he do? 😌
cole preston by not a waller August 30, 2019

Prestonwood Christian Academy

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Cole Preston 

Drummer in the indie band wallows, may actually be the secret identity of Sia
Cole Preston should sing more
Cole Preston by sia preston October 21, 2020

Preston Garvey 

A minuteman from the game Fallout 4 whom constantly pesters you to set up settlements.
Preston Garvey: When you're done reading this definition, come to Sanctuary. There's a settlement that need our assistance.
Preston Garvey by Bibbityboobys October 6, 2016

Cole Preston 

The swaggest drummer to ever exist. He’s multi-talented, kind and has cool hair and tattoes. He has a sweatshirt that he wears 24/7. An overall 11/10 person
Cole Preston by c837y January 29, 2021

Preston Brooks 

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.
"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."
Preston Brooks by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013