Pre-workout

A mild form of cocaine.

After I took my pre-workout the tingles had me ready to lift a house!

by mrginch June 11, 2014

Pre Workout

The closest thing to cocaine that is legal. Take one scoop of pre workout and you’ll be cracked out enough to hit a new PR. It also makes you shit like crazy so be warned

I took two scoops of pre workout and I wanted to take over the world.

by Chad Chett January 20, 2022

Pre workout

Legal meth/ mild cocaine

Friend: Yeah John was absolutely cracked off pre workout during the lift

by Deckycheese August 20, 2022

Pre-Workout

Taking a massive dump usually before working out.

Man I gotta take a huge pre-workout.

by Decessum March 30, 2011

forbidden pre workout

Using anything regarding a crushing memory yo motivate you in the gym instead of normal pre-workout (e.g. reading ex texts or talking to your ex, remembering a dead relative/friend, etc.)

Person 1: Damn I ran outta pre
Person 2: That sucks, you gonna use the forbidden pre workout?
Person 1: Already sent the text

by April 28, 2022

Forbidden Pre Workout

Using memorabilia of an old relationship that did or did not happen to use as pre-workout for a harder, more meaningful, workout. examples would include pictures, text messages, notes, as well as other things. Fuck your ex, go back if you’re a pussy.(but who don’t love pussy). NOTE: always hits harder when you’re still in love with her.

I tapped into the forbidden pre workout and used my texts with my ex along with futures new album to get the best pump of my life.

by fuckthasuppliers December 8, 2022

Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper April 4, 2016