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Pre-dump by Sorrelstrom December 20, 2008
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Pre-Game Dump
The Pre-Game Dump: Traditionally invented by athletes who would use this strategy to become more relaxed before an important game, the Pre-Game Dump is the shit you take before a big moment or event which requires high performance and low stress/tension for success.
The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.
Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.
One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
The Pre-Game Dump is a relaxing experience which prepares you both mentally and physically for a stressful event. Although originally meant for athletic events, it can (and should be) used before any big event such as an interview, a speech, or an important exam.
Effects of the Pre-Game Dump include: Reduced stress, feeling of readiness, focus, and confidence.
One side advantage of the Pre-Game Dump is that it eliminates the chances that you will shit yourself in the specific stressful situation.
Daniel: "dude help me out. I'm freaking out about this last match."
Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
Mr. Miyagi: "chill bro. Take that pre-game dump and whoop some ass"
Pre-Game Dump by 9513x2 June 19, 2011
Pre-game Dump
n. A monster shit taken immediately before a stressful event.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
v. To take a monster shit.
Origins: Said and performed by hockey players immediately before a game so that they do not shit themselves when checked on the ice.
"There's only one thing left to do before I ace this chemistry exam: take a pre-game dump."
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
"Waterloo lost and was killed because he didn't pre-game dump. If he had, history would have been changed for EVER!"
Pre-game Dump by Alex Spence November 22, 2004
Pre-race Dump
The act of having a substantially alleviating and motivational bowel movement before any type of race. The Pre-race Dump (PRD for short) is an essential part of any smart racer's routine.
"There is absolutely no way that I will lost this race after that PRD"
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
"Water? Check. Shoes? Check. Pre-race Dump? CHECK! I'm ready."
Pre-race Dump by BeulahBeast May 23, 2012
Pre-Game Dump
To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.
Pre-Game Dump by carpetallday March 4, 2009
pre-dumped
when two people like each other but aren't going out, and know they both like each other, then one of them decides they don't want to go out with the other, and makes this known
Pete: ahh man! you know that girl? she's just pre-dumped me, shame, i thought we could've had something special
Bob: shame.
Bob: shame.
pre-dumped by dec-eit September 27, 2008