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Pre Christmas 

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.

Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.

You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
Pre Christmas by Atheguy November 1, 2023

Pre-christmas cock-up 

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.
Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.

Pre Christmas Eve 

December 23, the day before Christmas Eve. It's AKA Christmas Eve Eve and other names.
The stores and malls are open real late tonight because today is Pre Christmas Eve and last minute holiday shopping is a hectic crazy mess. If you don't need to go out tonight then STAY HOME. Merry Christmas.

Pre-Christmas Spirit 

The positive feeling or attitude associated with the coming holiday - one may experience it when seeing the lights on the houses in his neighborhood, while finding perfect gifts for his family members, or when he hears holiday tunes playing in the background at one store or another. Some experience pre-Christmas spirit only to find disappointment when Christmas actually comes. This is a case where the hype and anticipation are better than the real thing.
Tracy felt the pre-Christmas spirit through November and December each time she passed by the Christmas section at the department store, but when December 25th came around and she unwrapped a sweater and a blender, she somehow lost the feeling.
Pre-Christmas Spirit by awesomeforce December 25, 2008

Pre-Christmasophobia

Noun: Having an undeniable fear of all pre-Christmas events and chores ie; Christmas shopping, caroling, wrapping, baking, decorating etc.

The inability to function when asked to preform any of the above tasks or tasks related to pre-Christmas
When I asked Deb to help me decorate she froze and ran away screaming. Turns out she is a pre-Christmasophobe.

I couldn't figure out why I was so stress just wrapping Christmas gift when I am fine doing it on birthdays. My friend says I have pre-Christmasophobia
Pre-Christmasophobia by MissNinja December 27, 2009

prochristmasnating 

the act of putting off all your Christmas shopping and decorating until the last minute
Dan has perfected the art of prochristmasnating and buys all his gifts on Christmas Eve