Rugby Union players come in two distinct forms, skilled athletes with strength, speed and an unmatched will to win - these players are procured by Union clubs from their
superior bretheren - Rugby League clubs.
The other types tend to be pale doughy creatures more accustomed to sitting on the ground waiting for
something to happen, but not wanting it to involve too much physical activity, generally walking to a lineout or
scrum is considered a workout to them.
Examples of the
superior form of Rugby player can be seen in Jason Robinson,
Andy Farrell, Wendell Sailor (before those unionites shoved
coke up his nose) and Lote Tuquiri.
The inferior form of Rugby Player can easily identified by a distinct lack of athletic ability for a professional sportsman.