Poverty Parade
While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
Poverty Parade by Tamous August 6, 2008
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