Pouncer 

An advanced cat from the future. Someday they WILL invent an even greater number than the #1 and even that will not encompass that which Pouncer wheels in is piggy pinky kitty toe.

While Easily found in the snow, impossibly hard to spot in the dark, or almost so... in a dirty pile of clothes.

Number one in your heart and always on your mind.

'Hey there pouncer your a real cool cat, you got a lot of this and you got a lot of that. Shits going down, he knows where that's at. Theres treasure to be found, he knows where its at. You've lost your car keys, he knows where they're at. You think you have to sneeze, he knows about that. feeling kinda PHAT he knows about that. Boxed fruit drinks, yea he did that. Sliced bread, the Ov glove, post-its, the catalytic converter, breath right strips, those plastic things on the end of your shoe, TRU love, the value meal, hip-hop music, popping and locking, wearing the ball cap backwards, combining shampoo, conditioner and body wash all in one, the bendy straw, the funny bone, doggy style, bi-focal, the bronze age...yea...POUCER DID THAT.

Person A,"My hair feels so clean, yet I still feel so dirty"!!!
Person B,"Why? Did Pouncer wash it"?

Pouncer by TRadG June 23, 2012

Pouncer app 

A mythical app for phone that locates gay men in area. From movie hit & Run. If you have it activated, it sends out pings to other nearby gay people, who display as little targets on a map. In Minneapolis the pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree.

In Minneapolis that pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree. Grindr tom arnold

Pouncer app by Noreaster June 8, 2013

pole pouncer 

Someone who can't get enough dick. Could mean either sex , but usually is used to describe a gay man.

It scares me when Bill gets drunk, he starts acting like a pole pouncer.

pole pouncer by samiam6977 February 1, 2009

pickle pouncer 

Self explanatory, the pickle being a penis.

Don't be such a pickle pouncer, you dirty whore.

pickle pouncer by Ja`mie February 4, 2009

Punani Pouncer 

To sneek up and pounce a va-jay-jay.

I was a punani pouncer last night! My girl never saw it coming.

Punani Pouncer by Shane S Smith December 6, 2009

Parking Lot Pouncer 

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

Parking Lot Pouncer by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

Narcissistic Pouncer 

Someone who pounces onto a conversation, relating what you are talking about to something no one cares about...usually something about themselves!

Guy:Hey, there is a new bar in Dinky Town called "The Library". It's introducing "super thirsty thursdays"

Narcissistic Gal:OMG, OMG, that bar is Awesome. It has maroon carpets...same color my bridesmaids will wear when Mark and I get married!

Guy: Ohh c'mon, we're talking important things here. Don't be such a Narcissistic Pouncer!

Narcissistic Pouncer by creature that hates Narcissism May 10, 2010