conversation pouncer

Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.
I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.
by Spitballer March 05, 2020
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poopa pouncer

A poopa pouncer is someone who engages in the delivery of anal sex.
John likes to screw Betty in the ass when she's had a few drinks. She thinks he's a real poopa pouncer.
by Copyright Chaos March 16, 2006
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Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
by Mamahipster February 17, 2012
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Pecker Pouncer

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.
by Chris Heather July 02, 2011
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