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The state in which you are living like Post Malone; drinking Bud-Light, smoking cigarettes, not giving a fuck, and not remembering any of it the next day.
Dude! I was so Posty last night.
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by swanyy May 29, 2017
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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The worst word known in the unofficial English dictionary. Posty has many offensive undertones involving race, gender/sex, and religion. This word isn't something you should just throw around.
Tony: Fuck You!
Mike: Stop being a posty dude.
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by HewTV November 17, 2020
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An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...
I got a posty when she took off her shirt.
by Wolfeh March 21, 2004
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Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang
Posty is a kind hearted person
by Super Coopz June 24, 2019
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