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postulation constipation 

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
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The Mere Postulation 

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.
Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

The one testicle postulation 

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

Population Control 

A highly suspicious term that probably indicates some kind of mass killings or possibly genocide is being orchestrated by somebody, likely some kind of authority
This "national socialist" claims population control was the only intent of the 1940's German government, but I'm pretty sure that's not accurate
Population Control by Azaryn June 6, 2017

Population Paste 

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans ejaculatory fluids.

Or... a funny name for cum. ;)
Dirk shot population paste all over Brooke's back
Population Paste by Crin May 13, 2005

fuck the population 

A term used by a person who has seen through the bullshit of humans who do not think and cause harm because they are so brainless.

It means that you highly dislike humans as a whole because of the way they about doing things.
“Hey do you wanna go out to make more friends?”
“No fuck the population they’re all sheeple anyway”

poopulation 

The number of turds in any given trip to the bathroom.
After going to the bathroom, Bill said the toilet had a poopulation of 6.
poopulation by Falconet December 16, 2008