Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

Post zip drip by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

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Post zip drip

No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.

Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?

Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.

Post zip drip by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023

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