post hook
post hook by My name was token so idk January 1, 2021
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post-hookup fart
The post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been holding it in all night in bed, and during intercourse. The next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful gassy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to embarrassment of farting in front of a random girl you are having sex with. The post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.
Wallace- Dude, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard. It sounded like a tuba. You must have gotten laid last night.
Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.
Frederick- Ya man, I totally put it in her. Holy shit that feels so much better. Sometimes the best part about banging a random chick is the feeling after the post-hookup fart.
post-hookup fart by showjo April 1, 2010
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Post-Hooker
A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking
Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right
P-Lock: Bro hes so gay
Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right
P-Lock: Bro hes so gay
Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
Post-Hooker by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
Post-Score Hookup
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
Post-Score Hookup by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Post-Score Hookup
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
Post-Score Hookup by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Post-Score Hookup
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
Post-Score Hookup by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Post-Score Hookup
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
Post-Score Hookup by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
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