A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
by unlcemalcy November 19, 2018
I own a modest house, a paid off car, minimal debt, zero student loans, and some think its okay to come into my life and absorb my positive equity.
by Jennis TheMenace September 30, 2020
Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
by Mischooti March 26, 2019
by PortalGirl April 14, 2011
A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 2, 2022
Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023