The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)
Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!
by Xello101 February 22, 2015
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Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
by ExtraProtein December 12, 2017
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A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
by Gatoradebottle September 10, 2013
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Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position
by TBAT is TBAT April 21, 2024
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the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
"the freefaller position is good for back pain."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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A very great place to do sexual activities.
Hey let's go to our positive area.
by Paul_Rich-13 March 2, 2017
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Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 22, 2023
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