Poseidon’s Kiss

When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.

Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss

Poseidon’s Kiss by Sursiq February 2, 2023

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

Poseidon’s Kiss by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you are taking a dump, poo, duke, you know… a shit and a big one plops down into the toilet bowl causing a splash. When this splash of water reaches up and tickles the balls and kisses the taint is called a Poseidon’s Kiss. Just a gift from the god of the sea to wish you luck on your next adventure.

While using the airport bathroom and squeezing out a massive duke, he was blessed with a tender Poseidon’s Kiss.

Poseidon’s Kiss by Zeus’Throne October 13, 2022

Poseidon’s Kiss

When you drop the kids off at the pool and dookie water splashes up on your sphincter

Bro 1: Bro I just took a fat shit!
Bro 2: Bro how fat?
Bro 1: Bro I got a major Poseidon’s Kiss.
Bro 2: No bueno bro…

Poseidon’s Kiss by bussyslurper June 21, 2024

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

Poseidon's Kiss by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

Poseidon's kiss by Dickbutt July 13, 2012

Poseidon's kiss 

When you drop that dark brown nut loaf and the toilet water splashes up, Cooling off that burning ring of yours.

That Poseidon's kiss really soothed the ache from last nights curry.

Poseidon's kiss by Primal Blue. January 8, 2016