Posching Off 

The act of Jerking off while playing X-Box or any other video game.

My girlfriend left me because she said I was posching off to Halo too much.

After I made the final kill I was so excited that I had to posch off.

While playing Call of Duty I always like to posch off.

My controller is still sticky from when I posched off yesterday.

Posching Off by legalizeweed April 1, 2010

Office Porching 

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

Office Porching by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022