An indie-turned-mainstream rock band that insists on having “The Man” in their name due to being mistaken for the sound of a woman in nearly every song.
Person 1: “Hey, this song is pretty catchy! Who is she?”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”
Person 2: *laughs* “No, no, no, it’s Portugal. The Man.”
by Already used by someone else December 13, 2017
by Penis pussy November 16, 2020
What once was an amazing band from Alaska that gave listeners great indie values has turned to shit ever since “Feel It Still” was released
Friend 1“I’m really getting into indie my favorite song is “Feel It Still” by Portugal the Man
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.
Friend 2 “Pfff that ain’t Indie bro that’s annoying bubblegum pop you have much to learn dude.
by Indie_valley007 February 6, 2018
1. The faeces of a portuguese man or woman with added sweetener. Normally thrown at Spanish or German tourists infiltrating central Lisbon, the heart of Portuguese Chocolate.
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages
The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages
The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
"Oh ya, I heard they sell Portuguese chocolate at Chiquitos"
"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"
"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"
"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"
"Chiquitos"
"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"
"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"
"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"
"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"
"Chiquitos"
"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"
"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
by Marcel Van Crumpton September 28, 2006
A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans
by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020
A private school in Lisbon, Portugal made for the ultra rich. Everyone there acts like an angel to their parents but gets in an alcoholic coma every weekend or overdoses on drugs. The guys will cheat on you and the girls will give you head. Lovely place where becoming an Alumni is the goal.
Those kids from St Julian’s School Portugal only fuck up but manage to maintain an IB score higher than 40 at the same time.
by icantwaittograduate November 10, 2020
sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 18, 2023