Portland High School

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A high school in Portland Michigan filled with druggies and flat ass hoes. You will never fail to find a girl that will pop her legs open for you. Dont be friends with anyone here because they are all fake. All the teachers dont know how to teach, say good bye to your 4.0 GPA!

Portland High School is the worst school in the whole world!

Portland High School by another fake ass hoe November 13, 2018

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Portland High School

Full of a bunch of pussy’s with mullets who get angry at each other for saying racial slurs, Portland is most known for a large fight and drugs. Do not attend this school if you are gay this school is also known for firing a homosexual teacher for pretending to be a fellow student in the boys bathroom.

“You hear a yeehaw?”
“No I thought I heard A kid white just say the n word”
“Probably Portland High School multitasking”

Portland High School by Bothofthefatassbaldprincipals September 5, 2021

Portland High School

A high school in Michigan where students go to fail, go online, or drop out. No one likes it there, teachers don't teach, drugs are the only thing next to juul that students have passion for. It's the worst place on actual earth.

Portland High School is the worst place on Earth!

Portland High School by Someone who went to online January 31, 2020

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Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

Portland High School by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

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Cleveland High School - Portland

A place for mentally ill individuals who have nowhere else to go. It is a safe haven for those retarded and a hellhole for those who want to succeed. Drugs, retards, and terrible curriculum are located here! If you want any chance of surviving an then succeeding in life, avoid this mental asylum!

"Hey John, what's the worst school you know of?" "Oh, easy. Cleveland High School - Portland!"

Cleveland High School - Portland by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019

portland highschool

Portland Highschool, where education doesn't come first.

Here are Portland Highschool, we believe that all students deserve an "ok" education

portland highschool by Yeetmuffin January 6, 2016

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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