A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.
by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020
by Dat61boi November 23, 2017
An outrageously small quantity of an object. Just like a ration, but called a bitch portion.. because the size of the portion is a little bitch.
Jake- "Dude, the cafeteria today is serving bitch portions of spaghetti. My little 2 year old brother eats more than this..."
by Jk_ReefChief December 25, 2012
Toxic , controlling , careless , destructive and boring , small portions will pretend to be in a relationship with you for there own entertainment when they really don’t care , small portions don’t care about your well-being or how you feel, they don’t keep your secrets and thinks it’s ok to talk bad things about you behind your back, never trust small portions.
That small portion was being so horrible!
by Masters minion February 02, 2021
