"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
by Random Hero November 07, 2019
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The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.
(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"
by not a MUZEd November 09, 2009
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by jimbomcc February 24, 2017
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Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
Guy 2: So what?
Guy 1: It's portion distortion!
by P R Me June 25, 2010
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An allusion to a Rilo Kiley song in which she talks about a fuckbuddy relationship meaning that no matter what it's bad news, but both people like it for the time being.
Eventually, sweetie, we'll all be portions for foxes so damn the torpedoes and let me finish.
"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you
'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "
"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you
'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "
by Alfredo232 November 23, 2011
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by MKRandall February 09, 2017
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“insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course”
by Agarter June 02, 2019
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