An area generally found outside a hotel that is utilised by car owners who are far to important/ignorant to hand their keys over to Concierge. Cars can be left here for hours whist their owners "complete check-in" or "pop across the road".
I'm just going to park my Lexus on your Porte Cochere whilst I check in. No I don't care about the 9 other cars I am blocking, my vehicle is far too complicated for you to drive.
by Diamond member October 1, 2013
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A covered area where cars can pull up and unload passengers. A car could also be parked here. This word is typically reserved for rich or pretentious douchebags. Sometimes said douchebags have a maid or manservant. Their kids are certainly spoiled assholes. The wives are slutty drunks who tend to fuck other men while their shitty husbands work long hours on Wall Street.
Alfred, pull up the auto to the Porte Cochere. It's sprinkling out and I don't want my tweed jacket to get moist. And by george please keep an eye out for Mimmi. She's been drinking since breakfast and is looking feisty.
by BonsaiSteve October 16, 2019
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