Port-A-John 

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

Port-A-John by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007

porta john bitches 

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

porta john bitches by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

Porta John 

A man who has sex with a hooker in his or someone elses car.

Man ive been workin all night and got nothing but a bunch of porta johns.

Porta John by Zell Faze May 16, 2009

Porta John 

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.

Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.

Porta John by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

Porta John 

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

Porta John by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

portajohn 

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

portajohn by Dude. April 28, 2003