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Port Orchard 

Small rural town located in Kitsap County, north-western Washington. Known for a high school too small for its huge number of students, the marching band at said high school, HiJoy Bowl (the only form of entertainment), and the druggies.
'So, you go to South Kitsap High School, in Port Orchard, right?'
'Yeah...'
'You must be a drugged up marching nerd.'
'... Yeah, pretty much.'
'Of course.'

port orchard 

a small town in washington state that no one's ever heard of. known for it's meth addictions, pot heads, and south kitsap high school. also known as pot orchard, poDunk, or poor tortured. located in kitsap county, also known as shitsap county.
"where you live?"
"i live in port orchard. it's in kitsap county."
".........."
"you know, meth, pot, bowling?"
"ohhh you mean pot orchard in shitsap county! sucks dude."
port orchard by dgefgearg March 21, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008