Porn

Porn is something many love but many won’t admit to watching it it is what gets your Dick real hard real quick and of you are watching it you need sex now

Mom:(opens the door) honey what are you doing omg

Son: what Oml I was.......watching porn and jerking off

by Mas onassac December 29, 2017

Porn

Truely Mans best frind

Sorry i cant come to cristmas dinner me and jenna jameson got a date!
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by The Pollok March 13, 2005

porn

Something that can bei either so beautiful that it makes DaVinci cry, or so hideous and nasty that it makes David Cronenberg take notes.

Also, the favorite reading material of Evangelical Christians.

Evangelical Christians outwardly hate porn, but that's only because they maxed out their credit cards on it.

by Senor Squiid September 5, 2006

porn

Any form of media you completely lose interest in after masturbation.

That porn may seem nice now, but just wait fifteen minutes

by kwyjibo730 August 18, 2005

porn

is cheaper that dating

dating cost money 30 second porn clips are free on the internets

by nightdrive December 26, 2007

PORN

The reason you need a new computer because of all the spyware/viruses you got from it.

i looked at so much porn my computer got infected and i need a new one.

by b0rat December 17, 2006

porn

Something that teenage boys stay up late watching and jerking off.

Why did Derek fall asleep in class??

He was watching porn last night.

by Molly M. October 4, 2007