Porkchop Ugly 

so ugly you have to hang a porkchop around her neck even just to get the dog to play with her.

Oh dear god she's nasty, like porkchop ugly to the maximum limit.

or

She looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree, lost her balance, and hit every branch on the way down.

or

her repulsiveness goes all the way to 11.

Porkchop Ugly by vinnyfrye May 3, 2009