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Pork Scotch Moustache
A
small white
moustache
sported
by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If
the security
guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's
the gimp
with
the Pork
Scotch Moustache?
That's
Pork Scotch
, the fat, ugly security guard.
by
flappy dickwad
May 6, 2009
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