Porch Cat 

A cougar that is long past her prime. The last stage in the Cougar Evolution. Usually hanging out at events that sound like they will attract a younger crowd but do not. If you see an old guy wearing blue tinted sunglasses and a hawaiian print shirt in the crowd more than likely you are in Porch Cat territory.

Guy1: Dude, what's up with this party? There is nothing but Porch Cats up in here.
Guy2: I hope we brought our Sinatra collection and some Depends!

Porch Cat by The Michalenko January 28, 2009

porch cat 

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

porch cat by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

catch a pooch 

To take a dump. To poop. To drop the kids off at the pool. To do a "number two."

Those sasuage, egg and cheese biscuits always make me need to take a pooch by the time I get to work.

catch a pooch by mangus January 13, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008