Popsicle Stick Preening - the final & finishing touches for females wearing extremely tight jeans. The female presses and seesaws a popsicle stick between her labia lips to form a crevice and design. Different designs have been given names like: BPF (bulging piss flaps), camel toe, small verticle smile etc. In many cases it also produces pleasure that encourages and rewards the act of pussy preening.
Eh Elmer, you should have been at Rebecca's party last weekend. They had a sex toy sales lady showing the girls Popsicle Stick Preening. They even had popsicle sticks that vibrate like a tuning fork. It was quite evident Monday morning at school that many girls are buying into the concept. I was so overcome by this one preened camel toe that I was forced to rush to the boys room and "Choke my Chicken." RELIEF!!!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.