Popcorn Head

When a man cuts a hole into the bottom of a box of popcorn, and secretly slides his penis into it. Nonchalantly, he will offer his date/hooker for a handful of popcorn. If he gets lucky, she will reach down far enough and grasp the head of his penis. At this point, she should offer to give Popcorn Head.

"Hey eric, how'd it go last night?"
"Dude, we had to go through like, 3 boxes of popcorn IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
"DUDE, WAS THAT POPCORN HEAD NICE?"
"fuck. yes."

Popcorn Head by MAKIN_HATS February 26, 2010

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Popcorn Head

A.K.A: Movie Head. A male will secretly(or not) cut a small hole(or not) into the bottom of a popcorn tub. The next time his date reaches for popcorn, she'll be in for a surprise. If a woman knows her place, she'll proceed to eat the 'popcorn' straight from the tub with her mouth.

"Yo, Zac did you go to the movies with Alexis?!"
"Yeah, dude! She totally gave me popcorn head, and couldn't tell the difference between my jizz and the butter!"

Popcorn Head by HatsShallBeMade February 26, 2010

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Popcorn headed trick

Popcorn headed trick: a skanky girl who jumps around from guy to guy like popcorn. Usually dumb, and ugly but think she's the shit.

"Did you see her hitting on those guys today? She's such a popcorn headed trick."

Popcorn headed trick by Audreyastonishing September 14, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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