Poot Fenis 

A poot fenis can take the form of any noun.

"Oh no! I appear to have mislaid my poot fenis."

"You don't own a poot fenis? Are you retarded?"

"Would you mind if I had a go on your poot fenis? Someone stepped on mine."

Poot Fenis by Dulux March 15, 2010

Poofenism 

a term coined during the gay rights movement of 1995 in San Francisco, USA.
Poofenism relates directly to words transcribed from ancient Hebrew texts found in the toom of Sir Richard Simmonstein III.
Poofenism is now used to describe the act of poofening or working in a Salon.

"lets get gay, Poofenism is on the way!"

Poofenism by Fagdonna May 22, 2004