Poorman’s bidet
Poorman’s bidet by Jarrodrm May 31, 2018
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poor man's bidet
When you're taking a shit in a public restroom and the size, mass, or shape of the shit is such that is causes an updward splash that reaches the genital or anal area.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
bidet
A small low basin with taps, on which a person sits to wash their genital and anal areas.
Dan was using the restroom at Dodgers Stadium, and he dropped an ass bomb so large that it was like he was using a poor man's bidet.
poor man's bidet by D. Jackson and M. Ward September 27, 2005
Poor Man’s Bidet
This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
Poor Man’s Bidet by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023
Poor Man's Bidet
Poor Man's Bidet by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023
Poor Man’s bidet
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Poor Man’s bidet by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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