Poorkid 

A poorkid is someone who either A. goes to a stuckup private school. B. always messes everything up. C. your drunkest stupidest friend.

That kid is being such a poorkid

Poorkid by Jock Me November 24, 2010

poor kid's christmas

The feeling of euphoria one gets when broke and someone(i.e. parents relatives, friends etc.) let you forage in their fridge and cabinets.

most notable recipients are college kids and kids just graduated and living alone.

kid one:Dude! my mom just gave me a grip of left overs and canned shit.

kid two: Cool, sounds like poor kid's christmas!

poor kid's christmas by fxckface February 16, 2008

Poor Kid's Wii 

Watching music videos online and trying to dance along with the moves.

I spent all night YouTubing Michael Jackson videos to play Poor Kid's Wii.

Poor Kid's Wii by darthslater February 18, 2012

porkid 

a porkid is a croos between a porpoise and an orchid, commonly found in mountinous regions, usually lazy and in need of a holesome supply of watery joy. delights of muching upon a qwuince every now and then but the main delicassie is a squid fool. also rather sexually active from birth.

guy: so yea i was just round this porkids house the other day, yea we fucked and well you know

porkid by jorjii November 26, 2007

poopkid 

a person in a video game, as in halo 3, or COD, who knows how to play the game, but is unskilled at it. They are not noobs, and worse than bks.

You BR like a poopkid.

poopkid by Baby Nick G August 13, 2009

poorkie 

A pookie you love but happens to also be very broke or poor. It’s sad but true and you may be their sugar daddy or mamma.

I love you poorkie

poorkie by somesonestolemefromagasstation May 23, 2024

Pookido

a fart creeping up, trying to come out but it can't. It can also mean your love for someone :)

"OMG, you did a pookido?
"No, I love you"

Pookido by jellycats February 20, 2025