Poopy dildo

When you finish getting fucked by a plastic dick, but you haven't cleaned out your rectum.

Guy 1: Why are there brown specs, on your plastic dildo?
Guy 2: It's a Poopy Dildo.
Guy 1: EW!
Guy 2: Shut up.

Poopy dildo by Skeletonbones July 25, 2021

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Poop dildo

No condom
Freezer only
Final destination

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo

Poop dildo by August ki June 15, 2018

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poop dildo

When two faggots put there assholes up next to each others, like their assholes are going to kiss, and then they proceed to shit back and forth into each others ass creating a dildo made of poop.

After a bix Mexican dinner Steven and Gary were to have sex but broke their glass sextoy they resorted to using a poop dildo instead. Mexican food never sat right with Gary's stomach anyway.

poop dildo by Little Theodoore April 25, 2008

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