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poopy nuts 

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.
I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.
poopy nuts by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007
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Poopy Nuts

When you are pooping and some turd splashes on your nuts
Hey honey, I got poopy nuts last night, wanna help me clean up.
Poopy Nuts by 10iQ Stupid March 7, 2026

poop nuts 

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.
He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.
poop nuts by El Kakador April 19, 2010

Poop nuts 

One who's nuts are covered in poop
"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"
Poop nuts by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poop nuts 

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS
poop nuts by pingydingy November 8, 2023

poop nuts 

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch
poop nuts by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024

pimp daddy poop nuts 

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.
Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts
pimp daddy poop nuts by Potfather September 12, 2019