When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop
poop
So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'