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poop and pee 

The two things thing that people of all gender can reproduce.

There are many types of poop and pee . Depending on how your body reacts, they can become un-normal. For example, if you have food poisoning, or had too much Mexican, your poop with most likely come out liquid and green. Formally known as diarrhea.
If you have some sort of infection, your pee might come out with a sting, but it is very rare for it to look un-normal.

Where to find poop and pee?
Usually in public bathroom stalls is the best place. You will easily be able to tell if someone is pooping or peeing from the sound coming from the stall. You may hear lots of farting if one is pooping.
Friend: Hey, did you hear about that movie last night?
Friend2: Hold on, gotta go poop on your toilet.

Friend: Did you like that horror movie we saw last night.
Friend2: Yeah, except when I got pee all over my pants at that screamo!

Friend2: Sorry about getting poop and pee all over your moms thong!
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poop and pee makeout 

a sexual liaison between two or more people (usually gay) in which the participants urinate and defecate on each other.
George lay on the floor covered in urine and feces in a state of pure ecstasy as Glen defecated in his mouth in what was later judged to be the year's wildest poop and pee makeout.
poop and pee makeout by shitdisterber November 21, 2010

19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day 

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.

Pee and Poop debate 

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.
"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

poop and pees 

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.
Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!
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