poop tash 

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose

she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse

poop tash by wobs January 15, 2008

Poop Tash 

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

Poop Tash by Patelson November 28, 2012

Poop Tash 

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

Poop Tash by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Pooptash 

To put your finger up your arse and wipe it underneath someone's nose (the moustache area).

Heather gave Amy a nice, thick pooptash as she slept.

Pooptash by SexMeUp January 1, 2007