Poon the boon 

Anything. It can range from the gross and insulting (I pooned your girlfriend's boon) to the mundane (My car was dirty so I pooned its boon).

"Billy was being a bitch, so I pooned his boon."

"Billy's mom is hot, so I pooned her boon. Twice."

"Billy's dog Blindy is cute, so I pooned its boon."

"I don't appreciate Billy's attitude, so I pooned his boon when he was sleeping. That taught him a lesson."

"Billy, if you don't take that dildo out of your ass right now I'll poon your boon until you're forty!"

"Remember when I pooned the boon all over Billy's rug? That was quite a weekend!"

"Billy's mom will poon your boon for a nickle!"

"Green Day, the greatest band ever, totally poons the boon. Billy, being a stuipd little bitch, does not."

"Billy sucks. Poon the boon!"

Poon the boon by El Gambito December 14, 2004

Poon the Boon 

Doing anything ever, without the limits of time and space. Pooning the boon is pooning the boon; it can be defined as doing absolutely anything. If you washed your car, you can say you "pooned your car's boon".

Dude, I pooned your boon in Starcraft yesterday.

The girl was all like "Poon my boon!" and I was all, "Okay."

Then the guy pulled out a gun and pooned at my boon! Holy crap!

Poon the Boon by Domino August 18, 2004